Wednesday, August 6, 2014
Top 10 Worst Neighbors Ever
The neighbor: your worst enemy.
#10 The nearby that puts you in awe
With that grim face of those who judge, who has direct contact with the powers that be, the Church, the Vatican, the chair of the board. Steps That when you throw the gaze of the Mafia , intimidendoti, worrying, putting you in tremendous awe. And you think, "Oh what the hell have I done?" And live in fear, thinking that he had inadvertently slammed the door that rainy day can mean your death sentence.
#9 The Pianist
You are not Chopin. And this is a fact.
It serves no purpose to practice four hours consecutively on the soundtrack of Amelie. You suck.
Sexual assault on the music. Sometimes pianos costing too little. Should afford them only those who have huge villas out of town. And maybe a bit of talent. There are variations at low prices: The FLUTES.
#8 The fryer no tomorrow
Yes, the house smells spreading, spreading into the air smells of your scales comparable to the streets of Beirut kiosks.
She is a woman who loves the kitchen, she is an excellent cook who experiences, she looks the test of the cook and dreams of turning her life as a housewife dissatisfied with Masterchef.
#7 The neighbor with the dog
"The dog does brothel." Your parents have done a head as big as a watermelon, in your childhood, to convince you that having a dog in an apartment, it was the wrong choice.
"The rules of the condos are these" you have said.
A dog in the house, no space, suffers , is too noisy and dirty.
Then the whole building but it has. And you, what have you always wanted one, touches only
#6 The organizer of the World Cup for marbles
One of the great mysteries of human history and the life of the building. There is also a Facebook pg / Tenant upstairs that organizes the world of balls in the house.
#5 The neighbors who have just had a son / daughter who cries every night
Type suffer the indirect influences of pregnancy and feel the stifling night life of a family struggling with a little shit louder than a group of speed metal.
The propensity of the newborn is to break my balls any person is lurking within 4/5 km. For you who have the house (as the crow flies) a few meters from his lair (and you also have the nervous really easy ), living close to the cradle of bambino-tenerino/tenerissimo is like to reside at number adjacent to that of the Chernobyl plant in the Roaring 80s.
#4 The neighbor who can not stand the noise
#3 The neighbor with the hobby of DIY
The near-loving DIY, the man with the insane passion for drills and hammer, what to hang a picture on a budget estimate of resources similar to that planned for the bridge across the Strait, the one every 4 hours revolutionizes the interior home, that in the short span of a day prepares construction sites that do more brothel than 700 workers without paychecks for a month ...
#2 The neighbor who NEVER says Hello
In the pack you need to smooth the edges. Balance their behaviors. It goes without saying that even if your hostility towards the human race to reach the peaks are difficult to overcome, there are those days when you try, using the friendly to interact with your neighbors.
It goes without saying that the world has an infinite constellation of assholes and densely packed them in your building: always angry, silent, obnoxious. Worse (Even?) You. Able to utter a greeting with the enthusiasm of the serial killer.
#1 The meddler
Its like an informant.If he had the presses would print a tabloid comic with lots of directories: B voices of the interior, which is whispered in the cellars, garage safe. Nothing happens without that she does not know, and your movements are monitored and sieved to manage them as if there was the Stasi. The real nightmare is cross it: his desire nosy you can keep suspended / aa few meters away from your house for endless conversation / interrogation where in addition to tell you, in a mash, the scandals of the palace, seeking
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